What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 13:39

Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why is there so much evil in the world?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why do very skinny girls get more male attention if it is true that men like curves?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
What is your most intimate experience with your best friend?
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Moonraker
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-J W Pepper
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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